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Est. 2018 • Season 2026 Live
THE HOME OF
QUESTIONABLE
DECISIONS.
Drinking games. Legendary events. Unwritten traditions. The official sanctuary for those who play to survive and survive to tell the tale.
• DRINK RESPONSIBLY, WIN UNRESPONSIBLY
• THE WHEEL DECIDES ALL DISPUTES
• LAST PLACE BUYS THE FIRST ROUND
• WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS ON THE LEADERBOARD
• NO PHONES DURING THE CEREMONY
• DRINK RESPONSIBLY, WIN UNRESPONSIBLY
• THE WHEEL DECIDES ALL DISPUTES
• LAST PLACE BUYS THE FIRST ROUND
• WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS ON THE LEADERBOARD
• NO PHONES DURING THE CEREMONY
10+
Drinking Games
12
Annual Majors
20+
Active Members
∞
Bad Decisions
OFFICIAL LINEUP
THE GAMES
THE GO-TO GAME
01
RING OF PAYNE
Three rings. Endless possibilities. Every card drawn multiplies the stakes, but only one player can survive the chaos and correctly predict their way to victory.
Difficulty
Medium
Players
2-10
Fun Meter
★★★★★
FAST PACED
02
UPPIES & DOWNIES
One rule. Countless mistakes. Draw a card, call it correctly, and keep the game moving. Simple in theory, surprisingly difficult after a few rounds.
Difficulty
Low
Players
2-8
Fun Meter
★★★★★
A BIG HOUSE CLASSIC
03
BALL BUSTERS
A high-stakes twist on Beer Pong where every shot matters. Win the battle or face the consequences, with punishment drinks waiting for the losing side.
Difficulty
High
Players
2-10
Fun Meter
★★★★★
NEW ON THE BLOCK
04
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
Protect your President at all costs. Build alliances, betray your friends, and outmanoeuvre the opposition in a tactical battle where every move counts.
Classified Intelligence
THE SEASON PLANNER
ANNUAL MAJORS
These are the pillars of our year. Attendance is mandatory. Honor is guaranteed. Forfeiting results in exile.
Next Major: August 2026
01
TENERIFE WEEKENDER
TENERIFE • GOLF DEL SUR
JUNE 6-11, 2026
Gold Tier
02
BOXING DAY
WIXAMS • JUST DRINKING A LOT
DECEMBER 26, 2026
Classic
03
Six Nations Challenge
Clubhouse • International Rules
March 14, 2026
Classic
04
Oktoberfest Session
The Garden Stadium • Steins Only
October 03, 2026
Gold Tier
THE SACRED TEXTS
THE SACRED
THE SACRED
RULEBOOK
Established under the Treaty of 2018. These guidelines hold the universe together. Breaking them triggers immediate judicial review.
“The unwritten rule is still a rule once it has been spoken out loud twice by the Commissioner.”
— Codified Article 141
No Phones During Matches
Any player caught looking at a device during active gameplay must instantly finish their current drink. No appeals.
2
Last Place Buys First Round
The loser of the previous tournament retains the 'Paymaster' title until the next major event. It is a badge of honor, mostly.
3
The Wheel Decides All Disputes
Arguments over rules or measurements are forwarded directly to the Penalty Wheel. Spin at your own absolute risk.
CURRENT STANDINGS
Last Updated: Today, 05:33 PM
LEAGUE LEADERBOARD
| Rank | Challenger | Wins | Attendance | Rule Violations | League Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #01 | Marcus "The Wall" Miller Current Champ | 14 | 98% | 0 | 1,240 pts |
| #02 | Sarah "Sniper" Connor | 11 | 100% | 2 | 1,110 pts |
| #03 | Dave "No Regrets" Davies | 9 | 85% | 4 | 950 pts |
| #04 | Emily "The Executioner" | 8 | 90% | 1 | 880 pts |
THE HEROES
HALL OF FAME
Most Event Wins
Marcus "The Wall" Miller (8 Titles)
Beer Pong Champions
The Double Bounces (Team of 2)
Longest Undefeated Streak
11 Games In a Row — Sarah Connor
Updated Yearly • Immortalized Forever
THE OUTCASTS
HALL OF SHAME
Worst Performance
Dave (0 Points, Summer Cup 2025)
Fastest Elimination
Tom "Glass Jaw" (14 Seconds, Solo King)
Biggest Forfeit
Leaving early for a Zoom meeting (Unforgivable)
Repentance requires a public forfeit
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